08.15.08
Spiders
I am sitting on my couch this morning, basking in the early morning sunshine while there’s still a breeze wafting through the house and I can enjoy the heat without panting. From this vantage, however, I can see at least four spiders in my backyard and one on my back door, hanging precariously over the entrance to the house.
Last night we had friends over and as we’re all sitting in the backyard, it felt like a spider would drop from the sky every couple of minutes and the ladies would have to bat the air and take calming breathes. What is wrong with my house? And where are all these pesky creatures coming from? I killed a large Wolf spider on my kitchen floor recently and about passed out afterwards, it was so huge!
I hate spiders. I am out to rid the world (well, okay maybe just my yard) of spiders. And if I have to, I will resort to harmful chemicals, enormous traps, some kind of spider-eating animal. Whatever it takes to be able to lounge in my own darn living room in peace.
Geanna said,
August 17, 2008 at 7:25 am
Noooo!!! Just let me know, and I will help you with them instead of you having to kill them all. I am still out for animal rights, you know.
Courtney said,
August 21, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Spiders? Frustrating. But moths? Those deserve that insane fury. [shudder]