I am a marketing executive with a lot on my plate. You would think my nights would be spent agonizing over deadlines and dreaming about messed up projects and the future of our company instead my dream last night went something like this…

My friend Courtney and I were in jail for not paying our library fines. We weren’t minding it too much since they had a library in prison and I could still use the gym. (Can we tell what I value or what?) Both our husbands were visiting us but the guard wouldn’t let Courtney’s husband sit by her. She claimed there was some law that forbade it. So my husband, being who he is, whipped out his iphone and asked the guard what she would give him if he could prove her wrong by finding the statute on his phone. And that’s all…